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Say What?: Pretty Black Women Don’t Have Lesbian Flings

*blink* *blink*

Now usually I let sleeping dogs lie, and lying broads sleep but this is one of those moments where I was like “Please don’t let her be from Florida”… much like when naked men are eating faces on the side of the road… but I digress.

Some of you have already heard about the recent “scandal” surrounding Fl.  Lieutenant Governor, Jennifer Carroll. For those who haven’t, long story short,  Carroll’s former staffer accuses that she was fired because she found out about Carroll’s affair with a female aide.

I knew that the very married Carroll would respond to these accusations, but it’s her weird,  “something-like-a-denial”  that reeks of “I eat pussy, but you weren’t supposed to find out”…

Speaking at the opening of a Mitt Romney campaign office, Carroll, 49, refuted the allegations, saying “usually black women that look like me don’t engage in relationships like that.”
Say What?
“usually black women that look like me don’t engage in relationships like that.”
Wait maybe there was a translation error…*changes channel to Univision*
“por lo general las mujeres negras que se ven como yo no se involucran en relaciones como la que”
*confused face* No it still sounds crazy in Espagnol

Is she really using the “I’m too cute for that” excuse? Am I the only one who thinks that this is crazy as all hell? Can she possibly be serious? Let me know what you are thinking. Tweet me @kristiweb.