Kinda like 55 Thoughts Everyone Has At Group Dinners but gayer…

1. Wait what exactly is the Lesbian of Color Dinner Series?
2. Oh
3. I hope this isn’t like that other thing
4. I don’t do drama…
5. Whose month is it anyway?
6. Ooh she can cook. Yes Lawd
7. This is definitely going to be a cheat day.
8. 7:30 EST or CPT? We are colored.
9. I wonder who the new people are going to be.
10. I swear one of these days I am going to walk in and see my ex.
11. The Miami lesbian circle is way too small.
12. Where do they live again?
13. Damn that’s far…
14. I better stop drinking at least an hour before I leave.
15. Maybe I can carpool.
16. I am going to be on time this month.
17. Damn it’s already 7 o’clock.
18. I hope they don’t do that clapping thing…
19. I hate that clapping thing.
20. Crap where am I going to park?
21. Oh God they did the clapping thing
22. I need a drink.
23. What is she doing here?
24. I knew it.
25. The Miami lesbian circle is way too small.
26. Where am I going to sit?
27. I need a drink… or two
28. What are we talking about?
29. Oh the gay marriage thing… I have a dog.
30. Damn this drink is strong.
31. She’s cute.
32. Wait I think we are friends on Facebook.
33. I need food.
34. Another shot… I can’t.
35. She wants us to play a game?
36. Is she serious?
37. Ok maybe it is a little fun
38. My turn! My turn!
39. I must be drunk.
40. Food Finally!
41. She put her foot in that.
42. So I can have a little more to drink.
43. I missed carbs.
44. I’m drunk.
45. I have to Instagram this.
46. What are we talking about?
47. Kids… oh I have a dog.
48. I am cut off
49. I think I might want to host one of these.
50. Hmm…

Kristi K is the K of the KWord. She is a part-time blogger and full-time lezzie. Born, bred and cultivated in Dade county, you can usually find her sipping super juice at a local hole in the wall bar or stirring up trouble on Twitter at @kristiweb.