Part One: Ocala is 6 hours away… you know that right?
“Hi, I am here to pickup my laptop.”
“Where is your paper?”
“…. Let me explain. My mother purchased the laptop in Ocala. I am just picking it up here.”
“You still need the paper they gave you.”
“… Well… like I was saying the laptop was purchased in Ocala… in the store so…umm the paper… is still there…”
“I understand but you have to have it…”
“Ocala is like ummm 6 hours away… so I don’t have it…” (I feel stupid at this point like maybe that I am saying doesn’t make sense)
In enters Best Buy Customer Samantha, “Did you look it up by her name?” She gives the first of what is to be a dozen “I am sorry they are stupid” faces.