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I Hate Lesbian Porn

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No I REALLY hate lesbian porn and do you want to know why?

Of course you do or you wouldn’t have clicked on the link…

Before I go into this, I am about to tell you some “none of your business” information about me. See what had happened was…  I am one of those people that have to be dead tired to fall asleep. I can’t count sheep or any of that foolishness. Trust me I’ve tried. Tonight, case in point, I have been trying to fall asleep for the last hour which is what led me to this post. There is only one sure fire way for me to sleep….

You guessed it. Porn via xtube… xshare… or any new site you would like to share #IJS

Now before you direct me to one of those porn rehab places, I am not addicted to it. On the contrary, I only watch it when I can’t fall asleep and I only do it then because it works. Without going into the science of it all, orgasms help you relax and slows down your heart beat sending you off to la la land.

[taking a break in writing as I am actually falling asleep]

[A week later]

Okay… I got sick with the flu and never got to finish this post… but yeah I hate lesbian porn because… well.. I hate lesbian porn because there are never any real lesbians doing the porning. Yes I know porning is not a word, just go with me people.

Very rarely do I see two women having sex on my laptop screen (well actually my cell phone screen because I am afraid the PEOPLE are watching) that look like they are really enjoying it.

Don’t give me that look. Yes, I know it’s porn and no one is really enjoying it but fool me a little bit. Don’t lick around the pussy, dive right in.  Don’t just flick your tongue, sop it like a biscuit.  Hell I have nothing against a well-placed dildo but any lesbian worth her rainbow stripes knows that is the cherry not the whole sundae.

Oh and porn category people let me holler at you for a little bit. Porn Chick #1 eating Porn Chick #2s juicebox because she feels left out while Porn Chick#2 sucks Brian Pumper’s STD riddled dick… That does not a lesbian porn make.

It’s gotten to the point that I don’t even browse the lesbian porn page at all anymore (no I won’t tell you what I do watch because it is not pertinent o_O). I want to browse damn it. Give me a reason to browse.

Now it would be shady not to mention that I did have the chance to interview lesbian porn producer, Tune last year.  She does her thing very well. So I guess I can’t really say I hate allllllllll lesbian porn just all the lesbian porn I can get for free… *shrugs*

11 thoughts on “I Hate Lesbian Porn”

    1. justjavonna

      I would love to see more lesbian porn with a butch/ fem dynamic. While it’s not everyone’s reality, it’s mine…
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      And from a financial standpoint I just don’t understand how there aren’t more true life lesbian porn out there. There are looooooooooots of those lesbian masculine-identified strippers out there making a nice piece of change. Not to say stripping is the gateway drug to porn, but it does mean that we are willing to pay for sexual imagery. Now granted I have never actually been to one of those shows… but I know they exist ha!

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  4. I’m starting to dislike real lesbian porn even more than ‘fake’ lesbian porn. Years ago, everyone was all about the Crash Pad series. I ain’t a fan. It’s lesbian produced and explores all types of gender free lovemakin’ but…it’s just so extreme. Now, I just look for anything with Sinnamon Love. She’s a feminist oriented porn actress…and she’s talented…and I like the big ol’ gap between her front teeth. lol.

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    1. I haven’t even thought about Crash Pad in ages. I should slide over there and see what is going on. I do remember it not realllly highlighting WOC the last time I checked. But I guess beggars can’t be choosers…

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